Live in the U.S. and not registered to vote? In most states you have to register in person. But, you can find Voter Registration Applications online for every state but three (North Dakota, New Hampshire and Wyoming). We’ll spare the jokes about where we could fit the populations of those three states. Anyway, if you want to sway things for the next four years, check out BeAVoter.org

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Time for the Hopelessly Complete Waste of Time… Remember balls of yarn and aluminum foil? Thought they were a relic of the last half of the last century; a siliness begun during some World War or another? Maybe, but balls of rubberbands are forever. You can even donate to Megaball. To quote the website, it now has 6200 ruberbands "based on a mass ratio determination (1.03 g/band). I estimate that only 3.3×1034 more rubberbands are necessary to turn Megaball into a neutron star." Donate now!