Looking for the gift for someone who really has everything. How about a Surplus Soviet Submarine?

In June, the Australian Broadcasting Authority was given the autority to censor web content. If too many people complain about something you’ve put on your website, the ABA has the authority to force you to pull it. Of course, the ABA is a government agency, leaving the situation open to abuse and scapegoating for political purposes. They’ve already received at least one significant complaint: their website has been defaced.

It's monday, time for the hopelessly complete waste of time. Which means something juvenile, amusing, vaguely adult-oriented, preferably with a lard-keg full of parody. Well, what fits the bill better than advertising.